50 reasons why a woman could choose a dog instead of a man

01. The spots look better on dogs.
02. Dog protect you more than intruders.
03. Dogs love the game ball. But do not waste 6 hours a day talking about it and three trying to procure cheap tickets to World Cup in South Africa.
04. Dogs are welcome and smelling each other backs. Men usually are more rude. They put their hands.
05. Dogs can find their way back home after a really hard night ...
06. Dogs can be trained not to lie when Im in bed. Men always lie in bed.

07. A shedding dog can not become obsessed with the idea that he would be bald.
08. A dog you can do to understand the meaning of the word "NO".
09. A dog is much less irritated by the idea of sitting in the backseat of the car.
10. Dogs will wait patiently in front of the store of clothes ... and you will not criticize the choices made.
11. Dogs do not fart in public draw to give, then, come the men in the room.
12. In the canine world, boxers are quite intelligent.
13. If a sick dog will not be taking 19 pills of Panadol just to avoid seeing the doctor.
14. If you ask your dogs doctor to make a shot, even if he does not like the idea.

15. You can find an adorable dog just putting an ad in pet store.
16. A woman could live longer than dog without giving rise to rumors.
17. When a dog begging for affection, is nice. When men do this is at least pathetic.
18. Sometimes dogs really dig your garden.
19. A dog can go fox hunting without perk up and perfume in a disturbing ...
20.Cainii not prefer blondes.
21. Dogs are not lost and not get nervous if you call using all kinds of diminutives and their friends are around.
22. A dog can travel cheaper bus.
23. Dogs drink less wine.
24. Some dogs even played pretty well.
25. Men have lost the World Cup (Jules Rimet) Football. A dog found it.
26. You can leave a dog in your apartment without you worry too much about his little breakfast.
27. A dog has a new coat every winter.
28. If a dogs wet nose is a sign of health.
29. Dogs do not lose money betting on dog races.
30. You can stop a dog to get too excited throwing a cup of water on it.
31. "Working like a dog" is an expression that suggests strength. Alternative is not available.
32. Can you caress you as a dog park and you will be arrested for indecent behavior.
33. A dog in the fight against weight loss support you, actively participating in exercises. A man jest as you ass home ...

34. You always feel guilty sending back a dog in the street.
35. A dog can lead a barrel of brandy to a lost traveler in the mountains without any drop to drink.
36. There are many reasons to keep your dog put muzzle in public. Only alleged aggression.
37.Poti win your affection only with a small dog toy rattle.
38. A dog will prefer walking rather desperate taxi whistles.
39. Most dogs are really good with children.
40. Dogs have a highly developed sense of smell. Men, in turn, can happily wear the same pair of jeans more than two weeks.
41.Cainele can be more easily persuaded to take a bath.
42. At 16 your dog is very mature.
43. A dog can look like you understand what i mean.
44. Dogs come first in space. And were female.
45. A man will stretch down and will become dead only if you ask him to prepare breakfast.
46. Dogs love swimming and not because they like to stare at bikini-clad starlets.
47. A dog starts to behave wrong may be tied to the radiator.
48. A dog will spend the day pulling the drug through the nose only if accompanied by police.
49. If dogs love at first sight lasts much longer.
50. A dog is for life.

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